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Hello my name is Jessie. Strange and bubbly but I swear I don't bite. Unless you're into that. instagram: callme_eevee



I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes. 


going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face


youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

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Can i get an amen?
The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday.
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I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.